Equo ne credite, Teucri.

trying to think of a nice way of saying ‘stop posting about your kitten cause I am still uber depressed over mine’

I posted on facebook about my kitten dying last Thursday and this one girl I’m friends with keeps posting pictures and stories about her new kitten.

Q.Q why are you doing this to me?

Hubby: What did you say?!
Me: Shut up! I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to myself!
Hubby: well you don't have to be mean about it.
Me: Well you're the one who rudely interrupted my conversation!

That’s your weakness. You want everything to be clever.

fallenwithstyle:

asgardreid:

Merry and Pippin are definitely Drift Compatible.

Their Jaeger is named Second Breakfast.

I thought their jaeger was named Treebeard

chezamanda:

brbshittoavenge:

igyou-hime:

draumhaf:

sorelliena:

ghirahims-left-shoe:

grouchythefish:

punkandmeathead:

thevaleyard:

teamfreekickass:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

momotaruo-mikoshiba:

brando-relatable:

sasstronauuut:

photoncerberus:

amazing

'irina is a muslim name'
it’s actually an orthodox russian name but okay

"is lamia a real curse"

good fucking bye

"slade is a total douchebag"

ikr im such a dick

"hannah is a palindrome"

well duh

elijah is a man of like passion

"Kevin is a girl/creature/heterosexual bear wrestler/bad name"

"Eva is inside her cat"
What the heck

"Katrina is a virgin or not"
Schrodinger’s virgin

"Gwen is a disturbia girl"
Okay.

"Sophia is a a femme fatale. with intelligence and beauty.”

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM.

"is Lindsey a man’s name"

good

"Tara is a hero"

"Pamela is an epistolary novel."

"Amanda is a butthead."

Yes. Yes I am. 

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr 

estychan:

particularscarf:

Sorry. I know I keep reblogging this. But that is clearly the most adorable thing anyone has ever done.

I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TEDDY TURNS TOWARD HIM THOUGH, LIKE


What the hell is this?

estychan:

particularscarf:

Sorry. I know I keep reblogging this. But that is clearly the most adorable thing anyone has ever done.

I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TEDDY TURNS TOWARD HIM THOUGH, LIKE

What the hell is this?